fact versus fiction

Sep 1

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littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

(via heteroh)

Sep 1
Sep 1

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rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

(via kanyewesticle)

Sep 1

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via kanyewesticle)

Sep 1
Sep 1

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Sep 1

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via heliolisk)

femtiofyra:

homeee
Sep 1

femtiofyra:

homeee

(via tiit)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via meladoodle)

Sep 1
paleladise:

好きっていいなよ
Sep 1

paleladise:

好きっていいなよ

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